Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

Tumblr Prose

A type of speaking/writing, usually the latter, that over-writes sentences, and makes it incredibly apparent that the speaker only listened in their Literature class when a "Deep" quote came up.

A: "For the way I destroy is violent, I cannot be bound in a way that would matter."

B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"

C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."

by bruhmomentiv July 31, 2025

Unity Prosper Province

biggest failure project with lies in history

Why you quit Unity Prosper Province when it's flourishing?

by GibsonR9 November 4, 2025

message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.

Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.

by BadHumor July 23, 2009

The OG Prospector

The OG Prospector is said to be an urban legend, familiar amongst the natives of Northern & Central New Jersey. Sightings have been reported not only in these two regions of the state, but also in the mountains & some even in plain sight on the streets of the greater Salt Lake City, Utah area. The OG Prospector is said to be an old folk-tale (which derives from a currently unknown region of the planet) about a prospector of roaches. He would travel far & wide throughout many lands in search of prospective roaches, though some say he found the one perfect roach that he had always dreamed of, the roach to rule them all.. & then retired from his position, but keeping his title: The OG Prospector; others say... that to this day... he roams the quiet avenues & dimly lit back-roads of Northern & Central New Jersey in search of his heart's one true desire: roaches. Some say he was the greatest roach prospector in the history of roach prospecting, but others say he was just a bearded menace & a fiend; some say he never even existed. Believe what you will, this is the legend of The OG Prospector.

"Rob: Dude, I left a roach right on this table last night before I went to sleep, & now it isn't there.

Tom: Bro...have you ever heard the legend of The OG Prospector?"

"Jim: Bruh, why are you collecting roaches...like...really...?

Bryce: Dog, you really know nothing, do you? They call me The Young Prospector, after The OG Prospector, himself...boi."

"Bruh...this nigga out here on the porch with me & Terry, calling himself, 'OG Prospector.'..talkin' bout, 'can he keep the roach?' tf?"

by Young Burlington Coat June 17, 2016

PPS // Polarized Prostate Stimulation

When one magnet is placed inside of the male phallus between 2-3 inches inward and another magNet is placed gently within the prostate. The magnets attract each other and squeeze the prostate, creating an orgasm so intense it renders you invalid for weeks

Boris loves to go downtown and receive PPS // Polarized Prostate Stimulation from 5th and Church.

by Skrettttttt November 11, 2018

Asda brand prostitute

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That asda brand prostitute is well fit like

by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018