Phone

1. A brainwashing device that keeps gen z powered

2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”

Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you

by Your mom and me #6913 May 28, 2023

Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.

Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!

by Odin1918 July 13, 2010

Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens

by anonymous January 2, 2023

Phone rape

When you're talking on the phone, want to end the call, drop a hint, but the other person keeps talking and stretching the call out. You say things like "I should be going", you no longer consent to the conversation continuing, but the other person tries to start a new topic or keep you on the line. The person in question is often a loved one who means well, but it's nonetheless really annoying because your time is being disrespected.

I called my friend but I was getting phone rape because she wouldn't shut up when I repeatedly said I had to go.

by Brickdictionary118 January 5, 2024

New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)

Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.

by Myzfyt July 25, 2019

Phone swap

Usually commented on videos/pictures of a couple saying their S/O most likely isn’t loyal.

‘Phone swap’ is when you swap phones with your S/O and go through their messages & socials.

A happy couple posts a video

Andrew: “Phone swap”
Lisa: “phone swap😭”

by oceanbreeze<3 February 2, 2024

phone

Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT

My mom:NO phone while eating (gets on phone and gets on FUCKING Facebook)

Me:(in mind)*fuck you*

by Ugh, I hate it all December 3, 2019