30 years worth of peanuts

A journey within one's self in which you discover that all along he belonged to a turtle family from Westmininter Abbey.

I just had 30 years worth of peanuts.

by Polygenic Psoriasis January 11, 2017

reverse sided double peanut butter

Some wierd shit Isaac says

If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.

by The increased gay September 14, 2018

Put that peanut butter on the jelly

An instruction to perform a predetermined action or series of actions swiftly.

When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"

by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019

jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

Kill my peanut

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.

N°1: My mom stole my chicken and I had big beef with her. So I threw the rest of the chicken in her face.

N°2: Yes dude you had no choices to give yourself some respect.

N°1: Argh, kill my peanut.

by Yslbxtvh August 12, 2020

Do a Peanut

Building something just to have it unused and collecting dust

Nice garden but watch out don't do a peanut

by Bryanccj September 17, 2020

Box O' Peanuts

A large box of foam dicks

Imma go bathe in that box o' peanuts

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020