burger junkie

someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!

i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!

steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!

joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!

i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!

by michael foolsley August 6, 2012

Fat burger

Any greasy delicious burger containing two or more patties (from any restaurant or greasy spoon) is considered a fat burger.
The Best way to describe this guilty pleasure, a depiction of self loathing for falling in its delicious trap.

Man, im hungry! Lets go get some fat burgers.
Time to lay off the fat burgers.

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Fur burger

A meme that is a burger we’re burb lives and a shronky that is a stripper who has sex with thots

Damnnnnnnmnnn fur burger

by OnionTurtle June 1, 2018

BEETOM BURGER JOINT

A BURGER JOINT IN RHODE ISLAND PROVINDNCE THAT SUCKS ASS FUCK BEETOM HE SUCKS AT MAKING BURGERS

BEETOM BUrgER JOINT TASTE LIKE SHIT

by butter croissant monkey balls June 11, 2022

jiffy burger

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

by Accelgor February 27, 2017

hammed burger

hammed burger is when you ham the fuck out of a burger (i dunno what hammed means)

guy/gal: lookat dat hammed burger.....

guy/gal (2): Yuh

by worm consumer November 9, 2023

Stupid burger

A kid that can’t decide what to order At McDonald’s to convince it to his mother.

“Hey look, that nerd has a stupid burger”.
“I get a stupid burger a lot at McDonald’s”.

by Djpandawubs May 21, 2022