wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

Wet Back

A Mexican who swam to the U.S.A. That is why it is called wet back because they swam here.

"Hey white trash, what are you vote for."
"Shut up, wet back."

by jhjdfhgjfjghjf October 15, 2019

Wet meat

Where your cousin/close family members spit on your cock and shove it up there ass as far and deep as possible until you cum

Pov At family gathering:
Me: hey cousin do you want to go to the bathroom and do the wet meat challenge with me I'll explain in the bathroom

Cousin: yeah man I'll go for it I never back down a challenge

by Wet mear September 4, 2021

Wet Willette

When a guy is getting a blow job and pulls out of the girls mouth prior to ejaculating. He the puts his willie into her ear and blows his load.

"Matt you are awesome! You just gave that girl a Wet Willette."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011

Wet Noodle

A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN

“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”

by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019

wet tahoe

When someone is asleep you urinate into the victims ear and then smack him in the ear.

When kyle was little i gave him a wet Tahoe.

by king of knowledge September 18, 2003

Wet burrito

When a man puts his penis inside a mensturating vagg hole, then pulls the bloody cock out and proceeds to put it in her mouth.

My girl was being a bitchy on her rag so I gave that slut a wet burrito.

by heretic555666 June 19, 2009