Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch

What your Boss yells out she gets upset or pissed off!!!

That Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch took my damn chocolate!!!

by Jblazer123 January 22, 2016

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.

Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"

by Joey Jordison April 03, 2007

cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

the best way to shut up a bible obsessor(: hahahaha bitch!

bible person- hello we would lick to give a pa--

other person - get the fuck off my fucking porch you cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

by DoWhatIWant16 July 19, 2010

Mother fuckin' dumbass Re-fuckin' -Tarded day

Any day of the year when every person you encounter act like they're complete

Morons !!!

" every person I've came across today are acting like total morons, it must be Mother fuckin' dumbass Re-fuckin' -Tarded day

by February 14, 2022

Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)

This expression comes from Hebrew. Although it sounds very crude in English, it's not supposed to be. the expression "in your mother" (be-ima shkha, in Hebrew) means "please" (it is also used when someone tells you something great. It's a short for "do you swear in your mother?"). So this means that "leave me in your mother" means "leave me (alone) please".

Someone: Hey, c'mon, let's have another game!
You: Ohh... leave me in your mother...

by Kaiba Seto April 06, 2005

My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked

Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".

Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."

by Dreamcore August 25, 2006

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

by Matt |2 August 27, 2006