come today and buy some corn

Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

by Randomguywastaken September 18, 2021

Corned

When someone purposely leaves a ceramic piece of corn under your pillow without you noticing - often considered an act of endearment. However, in more severe cases, being corned can indicate an extreme hatred from the perpetrator, and potentially intent to kill. Watch your back and beware of the corners.

"Damn bro! I got corned last night."

"Yeah I think he isn't feeling well, someone said he got corned"

"He missed class because he was... well... you don't wanna know"

by emuemq September 21, 2021

corn

weak weed.

this aint weed, this that corn.

by painistemporaryswagisforever September 22, 2021

Raise a corn dog to that!

When you strongly agree with something.

Person A: "I had a lot of fun last night!"
Person B: "I'll raise a corn dog to that!"

by vandaline October 7, 2021

corn-rab

goofy smart corn bunny...
from the 80's 😋

carrot-dawg: where tf is corn-rab??
goldenberry-fish: oh, shes at da market
carrot-dawg: to buy pan-snake ingredients?
goldenberry-fish: das right

by dellanee October 13, 2021

corn hole note

A fart

Wait til you hear Super D let out a corn hole note!

Did you hear the sound of that corn hole note! He could have played a song!

by JAFRICIAN October 17, 2021

Corn-holing

The feeling of the poop approaching the edge of the anus or the feeling of the poop exiting your butthole (occasionally feeling like a corncob exiting the anal canal).

Corn-holing is usually preceded by warm dry farts. You know you are corn-holing when you have to squench your anus midfart to stop the corn-holing butt log.

Synonym for "turtle necking" or "prarie dogging"

Tom questioned if he would make it to the restroom in time as his poop had been corn-holing for a full minute as he ran. "I'm corn-holing!" He yelled as he ran past Jandis and into the restroom.

by Christoph Sausage October 21, 2021