Corn Disease

When one is Experiencing a repeat cycle of dealing with and or dating a fuck boy or fuck girl

My corn disease is flaring up.

by Nunuarmenta May 12, 2021

Corn-Grown

Used to express that someone is tall or bigger in general. Especially to refer to someone who grew up in the rural Midwest and is tall or “big boned”.

Person 1: “That girl is so tall!”

Person 2: “I think she’s from Iowa. That’s Corn-Grown!”

by WhitePearl88 August 29, 2022

Corn dog

Noun. Generally refers to a hot dog with foreskin; i.e., an uncircumcised hot dog, if you will.

Mariah: If you have a corn dog, I'm not sucking your dick.
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025

German corn dog

When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.

Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.

by Jason mcgregor March 5, 2021

can of corn

A short but fat dick

His can of corn stretched her mouth wide open.

by milfather September 29, 2022

Corn-cobbing

Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!

Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.

John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022