What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*
Karen: abra ca dab-bruh
Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*
Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*
Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Karen: abra ca dab-bruh
Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*
Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*
Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
by WhyohY January 23, 2023
Get the Half of everything I ownmug. not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!
by weave October 26, 2003
Get the HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTERmug. 1. To become very close to intercourse, but not achieve the desired result.
2. To believe that you are going to get lucky, and wind up with your dick in your hand at the end of the night.
2. To believe that you are going to get lucky, and wind up with your dick in your hand at the end of the night.
Jimmy thought that he was going to get lucky with Isabelle, but it turned out to only be 'happy half-naked time'... poor guy.
by jdillpickle May 12, 2007
Get the happy half-naked timemug. A rule the specifies the youngest person that a person of either sex can date without it being inappropriate. The rule is always calculated by the older person's age.
Kristi: I got asked out today by a guy who's 30.
Jason: Well, you are 22 so it fits the half-plus-seven rule...
Jason: Well, you are 22 so it fits the half-plus-seven rule...
by Dedao do pe September 23, 2009
Get the Half-plus-seven Rulemug. phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.
by martha July 21, 2005
Get the half past ur mommug. After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!
by BitBootiedBitches June 29, 2011
Get the Two And A Half Black Peoplemug. Idiom commonly meaning "a touch off," but frequently used to mean "not quite straight" when referring to an individual's sexual preferences. Largely used in small towns and rural areas.
"Considering he grew up wearing ladies' clothing and carrying purses, everything assumed Joe was half a bubble off plumb, so we were shocked when he came back to the reunion with a wife last summer."
by Tell Major Hawks February 5, 2014
Get the half a bubble off plumbmug.