[New Jersey]

ok. i have lived in new jersey my whole life, so i'll give you the real definition of new jersey.

ok, first of all, we think the sun shines out of our asses, and guess what, it does. we think were better than everyone. we're the prettiest girls alive, and we know it for a fact. don't mess with us, cause we will mess you up.

also, we actually think its pathetic how everyone makes fun of us. you people are only bringing us down to make yourselves feel better. "your a joisey girl!" HAHA, no. its not joisey, its jersey.

we curse like crazy over here. we say "yo" alot. we really don't care about what you think about us.

& for all you shoobies out there who claim you hate us, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME HERE TO VACATION IF YOU DONT LIKE US? you dont have to come here, cause we dont want you.
we drive better than you, so shut your damn traps.

yeah, so really, new jersey is a great place to live. & like, if our gonna make a rude comment, shut the fuck up, because you have no room to talk if you don't live here.

I love New Jersey

by jerseysurfergirl March 2, 2009

in other news

(phrase) A retort used when someone tells you a story that seems blatantly obvious or that you’ve heard many times before. Most effective when followed up with another obvious statement.

Trump supporter: Donald Trump is going to make America great again!
Anyone else: In other news, blue is a color.

Patriots fan: Your team blew a 25-point lead in the Super Bowl.
Falcons fan: In other news, grass is green.

Omochao: (insert anything here)
Guy playing Sonic Adventure 2: In other news, water is wet. (suddenly gets an idea)

by EqualsPeach November 18, 2017

New Orleans

The biggest, nature-made, above-ground swimming pool in the world.

The Olympic-sized swimming pools are puddles compared to New Orleans.

by Peanut Gallery September 25, 2005

new nigger

White people that recently became niggers. The new niggers consist of everyone that has white skin or thinks of themselves as white.

the powerful & beautiful blacks usually look down on new niggers. They also might call them old niggers. This is because whites were actually the first niggers, Alpha & Omega Niggers.

black person:*watching tv* wow, look at all these new niggers going to the supreme court because some black guys got fireman jobs...

black person2: yah, these dumb-asses are starting to piss me off. Acting like niggers & all....

by TheLazyGeniuss February 18, 2010

new england

The only place in the U.S. where people are more full of themselves than Texans.

New England is wicked had in the winta, so theyafoa I'm betta then you!

by 'sup P November 16, 2006

new jersy

a tiny little part of new york that thinks its a state (but its realy not)

dude 1 "new jersy is not a state ,and nomater how much we argue its still not a state"

dude 2 "fine, ass hole its not a state"

by evil girl August 9, 2007

New Hampshire

Probably one of the most depressing places to live. There's nothing to do, it's always cold, everyone who lives here is depressed. Full of drugs and snobby people. The schools are poor and filthy and most of the teenagers and children growing up in the state are most likely suicidal. It's not the "beautiful, peaceful and relaxing" place you think it is. Nothing but trees and cheap corner stores run by Puerto Rican's that would do anything to scam a penny out of you. If you plan on moving here, save yourself the misery and money. Don't come here.

Person 1: I'm planning on moving to New Hampshire when I'm older.

Person 2: Don't bother. Unless you want to be depressed the rest of your life.

by Pencilgripp May 31, 2018