stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

grbr Magic

When the musician "grbr2006" takes a previously widely considered bad song, and turns it into a widely considered fantastic song.

Yep, that's grbr Magic for you.

by AshtonMG5 May 24, 2024

white magic powers

This is a common phrase said by White people before committing in the act of eating coleslaw or unseasoned chicken, maybe even perform a few yoga poses

“White magic powers” exclaims Whitee Mahn and starts hiking with all of his free time

by UrbanInsanity March 4, 2025

Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.

Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world

by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018

Magic wand

It's a mix between weed and a good hash, mixed together with a bit of tobacco, and rolled into a big fat blunt.

Me: Do you wan't to smoke a magic wand?
Them: what the fuck is that?

by ((Yeah_man)) ((420)) December 18, 2019

magic peepee time

A great way to refer to sexual relations with a narcissistic man (while roasting him)

Narcissist: Oh yeah? Well kiss having sex with me goodbye!
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol

by trixie83206 June 20, 2022

Magic bots

join here: discordapp.com/invite/ZCMN7YP and read the #faq kthxbai

just join Magic bots

by undefined1234567890 January 3, 2019