Magic pussy

For men: Term men use to qualify when they lack of self-control front of a woman.

For women: Very insulting and dehumanizing excuse for man lack of self-control. Used sometimes as an excuse for cheat, cowardness, fast sex-oriented decisions.

Quote from men definitions "Men will do or say anything to have another taste and are continually drawn back to her even though they have broken up."

Alternative: Term to qualify the magic of women pussies. In a sense that since every human being is born from a pussy, it is to be considered somehow magic.

Today used:
"It's not my fault, she got a magic pussy"

" she is a bitch, with a magic pussy"

" Don't dare to blame anymore my magic pussy"

by Magicpussy February 4, 2020

Magic measuring

You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.

This girl said I had a small cock I really proved her wrong with magic measuring

by uaqiU April 2, 2020

Magic Art

When a man cums all over a painting

I did some magic art earlier

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

Magic Carpet

Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.

Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".

by Pat the builder April 28, 2020

magic cube

A strange word you use to make fun of your friends.

Don't you know what magic cube is?

by Twinkles28 May 19, 2020

Magee

A guy with an above average penis and is way better at fantasy baseball than his gay lover jerk

Who didn’t blow their load in the first half of the fantasy baseball season last year? I think it was Magee

by Dirkness41 June 1, 2020

Magic stick

A magic stick is a word normally used by females to explain how well a mans genitalia stimulated her labia minor last night. The dick was so good, it should be comparable to a magic wand.

Felicia: girl, joe has that damn magic stick in his pants. he performed for me last night.

Candy: better let me get a ticket to the show bitch!

by Bwise420 July 3, 2020