crazy bagel

when a male nuts on a females face and spreads it like a face mask made of nut using his penis

wow that was one crazy bagel we did last night!

by flappyduck420 April 21, 2020

bad crazy

Bad Crazy - 2005 Brintney Spears shave your head after breakdown kind of crazy.

That girl? Stay away she is bad crazy!

by Abm1020 January 23, 2017

Crazy

To be insane or not in the right mind

To be silly and weird

Sally was acting crazy

by anonymous October 9, 2021

Crazy Tuesdays

A day where all reality stops and furniture becomes stunt props, gravity becomes something to beat, and inedible substances become food and drink.

This day results in many injuries and amazing photos and normally involves falling down the stairs, attaching things to testicles and eating money, and is a student event based on works of the Bible surrounding Holy Testicle day.

It's the day after crazy tuesdays, peaceful wednesdays!

by Dudleyshwamm November 4, 2010

crazy bonkers

when something is just so obsurd and you cannot possibly think of a word to describe it, you may resort to saying crazy bonkers

nobody is sure of the origin of this expression

Dave: Yo, dude, I was fucking this bitch and she farted!

Joe: ... that’s-

Dave: crazy bonkers ?

Joe: Exactly

by I’m kinda retarded April 16, 2019

the crazy sexy matrix

A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.

I just smashed the crazy sexy matrix chick from apartment 31.

by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017

Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.

Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.

by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024