flying pig

waking up in the morning after a night on the piss you find a fat minger next to you naked.not knowing how to get rid of her,you proceed to lead her out to the balcony of your fifth floor appartment and bend her over the handrail.you take her from behind and tell her how much you love her and you would like her to bear your children(and pigs might fly).then,just after you have shot your load inside her,throw the fat bitch off!there you have it,a flyin pig!

tried it with a fat spanish bitch last summer.it worked wonders.foreign flying pig!

by fog the hog September 17, 2007

chinese pigs

a phrase or term used to describe someone or something that is cool, hip, and respected. It can also be used as a term to give out praise and recognition.

1) Yo Rebecca is lookin chinese pigs in that new sweater.
2) James' new shoes are very chinese pigs.
3) Yo Richie that prank you pulled in class was very chinese pigs.

by Abu Shnaf Shnaf August 13, 2006

pig snout

Any penis that is uncircumcised, but particularly those of western European descent.

"So I was talking to this chick that hooked up with Charles the other night, and she told me he had a pig snout.

by The Destractor December 02, 2007

pig's nose

A double measure of whisky tipped in to a partially full glass of bitter beer. esp. in Dorset, England.

"Do you want a pig's nose Bill?"
"Yup"

by Tuppy January 19, 2006

pig in a blanket

a sexual action in which a guy's penis is rolled in a pancake, which is then consumed by a second party blowjob-esc style

the girl was high and was fiending for pancakes and to turn me on so she gave me a pig in a blanket

by spazzznasty May 04, 2009

Daddy Pig

A man who is a registered sex offender and has numerous children in his basement. he has been in a shootout with the cops for 13 days and him and his gang members have sadly taken the lives of 26 cops, Pepper, Mummy pig and little George.

Yikes, we should stay away from that guy, he looks like a bit of a Daddy Pig

by a retard who defines retard June 17, 2020

pig squeezer

Someone who likes to fuck short fat bitches. Pig Squeezer.

Other terms being -

Pig Squeezers
Pidgeon Toucher
Otter basher
Seal clouber

Lee: I was trebucheting squirrels across then field when I saw that big gunty milk lady outside, I totally chased her down and fucked her.

Matt and Glen: dude you're totally a pig squeezer, bants haha

by PerryGlen July 12, 2017