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ol' irish steamwhistle

a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops
Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.
by BigBuddha76 March 4, 2016
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cathedral irish

Rich people school where little white kids try to be black. Known for their druggies, alcoholics, and the infamous "bridge kids" who honestly everyone fucking knows (your not that cool). They're also known for their "lit" parties, that are "lowkey" hype af, and using GAY ASS slang words that are "highkey" stupid. Cathedral is a wonderful place to send your kids. Your sons will turn into alcoholic entrepreneurs who will probably cheat on their wives, and your daughters ratchet trophy wives who will probably get pregnant at school..like literally in a stair well or elevator or something. Really the academics are spectacular, like being forced to take a Jesus class and the athletics are phenomenal! just look at this years 6A records.
Person 1: did you go to that lit cathedral Irish party
Person 2: yes it was lowkey a rave
Person 3: ya it was hype af
by fo chizzle December 5, 2016
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nutty irishman

A sex act in which the man pours Guinness and peanut butter into the girls mouth, then runs away and goes to Dutch bros.
We were gonna do it but then I wanted some coffee so I nutty Irishmaned her!
by Mr.Cakebread September 23, 2017
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Dirty Irish Trick

When your tea is too hot, so you put it in your spoon like soup and blow on it and drink it that way. Most often done by children who don't have the patience to wait for the tea to cool. The double dirty Irish trick is when you drink the tea from the saucer. (South Buffalo, NY Irish)
Anne was drinking her tea and it was too hot, so she did the dirty Irish trick and drank it from her spoon.
by PattyO'Irish December 19, 2017
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curious irishman

Before having sex, each partner must consume a good sized Reuben sandwich, 2 pints of Guinness and a shot of Irish whiskey. The smells the ensue are sure to create some curiosity.
After reading this definition, Vicky questioned why she married a curious Irishman.
by boredatwork696969 January 19, 2018
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Traditional Irish

Meaning, "Not Irish"

Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.
Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............
by Lillburne August 10, 2018
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Dirty Irishman

When a man shaved his pubic hair and puts it on top of a costa caramel latte and proceeds to pour baileys liquor into the coffee and then gives the hot beverage to his wife to enjoy.
Wife: I’m so thirsty.

Husband: wait a minuet I will get you something.

Wife: yay a dirty Irishman you know me too well!
by MaxhercusisthebiggayXXLGAYPORN November 11, 2018
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