A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.
Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...
Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!
Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!
Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021
Get the No-Fucks-Givingmug. Nation give head day is when y’all both have to take turns it can be your best friend, fren, boyfriend or girlfriend but it doesn’t matter
Example 1 : Sucking dick
And
Example 2: Eat that coochie like it’s a snack
And it on April 15th
Example 1 : Sucking dick
And
Example 2: Eat that coochie like it’s a snack
And it on April 15th
“I just got some good head from this girl bro omm cause today is national give head day”
“Oh it is I totally fg boutta call my
gf rn ttyl “
“Aii bro “
It’s Nation Give head day 😭
“Oh it is I totally fg boutta call my
gf rn ttyl “
“Aii bro “
It’s Nation Give head day 😭
by Cjay Moore January 4, 2021
Get the Nation Give head daymug. by Zippy Wonder Monkey October 18, 2024
Get the Giving psychoticmug. The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023
Get the Who are you giving the puppies to?mug. by K3RON September 19, 2022
Get the give ant a kiss daymug. "Give 'er Billy!" Andy yelled, strengthening Jeff's resolve to finish drinking the jar of mayonnaise.
by Hobby Farmer January 15, 2021
Get the Give 'er Billymug. by Alhind69 March 26, 2021
Get the nobody gives a shitmug.