by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 29, 2025

Noun - that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move proves ineffectual and you realize that everyone you have ever been with has probably been faking it with you....
Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."
by NoHandleNecessary May 25, 2023

by DK-Me November 21, 2023

Facebook "Would you like to see more content like this?"
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Hym "Neither motherfucker! Get the fuck off my screen! I am currently seeing an adequate amount of the content of which you speak. I want neither to increase nor decrease the amount of this content. Where's the 'X' to get this off my screen? There isn't one. If I wanted more of the content I would search for it or click on more of it to manipulate the algorithm. Go fuck yourself. You are not helping me. If you wanted to help you would be paying me to tolerate your bullshit. And you're not... You're not doing that. Worthless! Absolutely worthless! Instead you are giving me a binary choice (unprompted) and forcing me to either tolerate your bullshit resting within my cone of vision or choose an option. Neither of which coincide with my desire. Go fuck yourself!"
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Hym "Neither motherfucker! Get the fuck off my screen! I am currently seeing an adequate amount of the content of which you speak. I want neither to increase nor decrease the amount of this content. Where's the 'X' to get this off my screen? There isn't one. If I wanted more of the content I would search for it or click on more of it to manipulate the algorithm. Go fuck yourself. You are not helping me. If you wanted to help you would be paying me to tolerate your bullshit. And you're not... You're not doing that. Worthless! Absolutely worthless! Instead you are giving me a binary choice (unprompted) and forcing me to either tolerate your bullshit resting within my cone of vision or choose an option. Neither of which coincide with my desire. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam August 1, 2022

person a: "oh my god, i hope he doesn't send me photos. that'll make it worse."
person b: "right? like, show me the banana."
person b: "right? like, show me the banana."
by poosaigh January 9, 2025

by barredgalaxy April 6, 2017

by RsUselessinformation March 29, 2022
