by bwizzy November 16, 2009
Get the facebook deucemug. Yeah, I was gonna post that picture of my bf & me kissing, it's not Facebook Approved, 'cause my gramma is on there!
by thedaisy March 23, 2011
Get the Facebook Approvedmug. A person who (1) leaves facebook's home page on the computer 24/7. or (2) Checks facebook everytime the individual has a chance. This person most likely has facebook mobile, updates pictures, posts wall messages like crazy and is constantly in the know to what friends are doing. In short terms lives life through facebook.
by J E Castaneda December 25, 2008
Get the Facebook Whoremug. by Mark Zuckerberg January 23, 2009
Get the new facebookmug. A way to say hi to your Facebook friends. When you poke someone they get a notification that says "**** poked you!"
by huliamayonnaise December 16, 2014
Get the Facebook Pokingmug. When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk
Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
by Harry69 March 8, 2011
Get the Facebook pokemug. Facebook vomiting refers to the act of regurgitating comments, status updates, messages, posts, notes and other items on facebook. This is most likely to occur in a drunken state or the hangover aftermath. It is often characterized by misspelled words and comments that leave the recipient in a state of confusion.
by god the sun. July 30, 2009
Get the facebook vomitingmug.