clickin’ n dickin’

The act of browsing the web while at work. In other words, doing anything on your computer other than work.

Joe: work is going by so slow today
Bob: yeah man, I’ve just been clickin’ n dickin’ since 10am.

by Kshiz95 June 18, 2021

Givin' me the Dickins

The feeling one experiences when crossing over a soft land border after 10:43PM

This field is givin' me the dickins, I think we might be crossing over a soft land border!

by Robloxboy69 December 21, 2022

Door cam dicking

Where you fuck someone in front of someones door cam

We got wild and decided to give our neighbor a door cam dicking

by 333bam July 23, 2024

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

Bottom shelf deckie

A way to use a snus by putting the snus into your foreskin.

Have you ever tried a bottom shelf deckie?

by YVLdoja January 3, 2025

Sounded Chinese docking trap

A mutual urethral sounding maneuver wherein participants insert rigid alignment pins until contact is made internally, followed by foreskin docking to create an inescapable “trap.” Named for the mechanical grip and the inventor’s questionable life choices. A machinist straightness pin or runout pin being a tool.

Bro warned me about the sounded Chinese docking trap, but curiosity got the better of us. 10/10 would not recommend without a safeword and a trauma kit.

by Jimothy8008135 January 20, 2026

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025