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A Donkey 

A person who is a bit on the soft side, slow minded, simple, dim witted, easyly malipulated and gullible. As in "He/she is A donkey" Also a seemingly well educated man/woman doing something out of character, not normal for them.
" Would you look at this educated fool" (You talking to another while observing a third party) "He/She has driven their car into the Carwash, the Wrong way around- WHAT A DONKEY.
A Donkey by Jaws1138 June 4, 2016
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honkey donkey 

Means White Ass Honkey means white and donkey means ass.
honkey donkey by Josh Watkins April 8, 2005

get it on like donkey kong 

A term of swedish descent referring to the harsh, hairy, and/or fast way of having sex with someone. does or doesnt have to include an actual gorilla.
yo!did you see dat booty, id get it on like donkey kong!
get it on like donkey kong by alekos September 16, 2006

molly whopped their donkey business 

1. to utterly destroy someone or something
2. to beat someones ass
we just molly whopped their donkey business 3-0 in soccer

knocking out the donkey

to fuck a girl in the ass, and right as you're about to cum, you punch her in the back of the head so she tenses up.
The best orgasm I ever had was knocking out the donkey.

Swamp Donkey 

Man, that Swamp Donkey tried to get me last night, but I kicked her fat ass.
Swamp Donkey by Teener2831 February 27, 2005

Swamp Donkey'd 

To be "swamp donkey'd" is to: gaze upon a photo of a supposed "girl", only to be shocked, and appolled to find out it is a swamp donkey...and you are now blind.
see whitney leonard-Queen of the Swamp Donkeys

AWWWW MAN, were you just swamp donkey'd?
Swamp Donkey'd by Barrie Colts November 9, 2006