capero

A person that caps/lies a lot. A big liar that lies about a lot of things.

Aye bro, that Anthony is a capero!

by Caperokiller December 2, 2023

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

by PannyRipper April 18, 2024

cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!

by PannyRipper April 24, 2024

Cape Town shuffle

Is once a man get naked you leave your socks on and proceeded to rub your feet in on a carpet for an extended amount of time and gather enough static electricity on one’s self, then you go to insert your penis into your partners vagina creating a painful yet enjoyable static discharge inside of them making it pretty electrifying.

Charlie really cooked my vagina last night with that Cape Town shuffle last night . I might buy him some new socks as he wore a hole in the last pair causing a grounding issue.

by The Cape Town shuffle May 3, 2024

Caperboy

An individual whose favorite Muppet movie is The Great Muppet Caper. Coined by ToughPigs.com writer JD Hansel.

I memorized every word of Peter Falk's cameo in The Great Muppet Caper. God, I'm such a caperboy!

by SlipsSC May 8, 2024

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.

I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!

by PannyRipper May 22, 2024