Why it's christmas 

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)

I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.

Why it's christmas by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop 

(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.

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all i want for christmas is the pain to stop by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024

DeJoy of Christmas

The special feeling one has around the holidays when first-class mail takes more than a week to reach its destination.

“I got your card the day after Christmas.”
“Now we can celebrate DeJoy of Christmas!”

DeJoy of Christmas by pseudopoz January 1, 2025

Shaking like a nun on Christmas 

An act of shaking with extreme force or violence, similar to how a nun shakes her bootay on Christmas.

You should have seen my friend Wes at prom last night, he was Shaking like a nun on Christmas.

Shaking like a nun on Christmas by Jewish welding, inc. June 3, 2018

What does that have to do with Christmas?

A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.

*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"

What does that have to do with Christmas? by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022

Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas 

a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network

Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music

Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023

Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas 

composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music.

Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network

Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023