Yard Burger

Dog shit.

I was walking through my yard and my neighbors dog left me a yard burger. Fucking dog.

by triple24 September 9, 2011

Chicken Burger

Imagine the most dry but somehow succulent RSPCA-approved chicken breast, crumbed and deep-fried

Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.

"mm cunt.. I can't wait for smoko so I can have me fucking chicken burger.."

by Doogan08 February 12, 2025

Jack hinchcliffes burger nips

This fat fuck never leaves his house and all he does is talk to underaged girls

Jack hinchcliffes burger nips got caught of piggies again

by Kaine Morgan wrong September 22, 2020

Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

buy someone with the name of a month a burger day

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”

by burger_lover. May 22, 2024

Burger

Someone who is lame, not cool,or scared to take risks

Dawg called the police tryna stop the party he a burger,

by Momaud October 29, 2020

Burger King

the jake paul of fast food, nobody likes it and it's made of ostrich

My bro: Yo you wanna go to burger king?
me: nah man that's the jake paul of fast food

by Jake paul my guy April 18, 2018