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Washington Herpes Bowl 

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.

Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl 

When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.
I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.

Egg and Cheese Quandilla Bowl 

A bowl with sweet scrambled eggs with melted cheese and a tortilla at the top. Eat up.
I very much love an Egg and Cheese Quandilla Bowl mixed with some hot sauce and worpnec sauce!

big back bowl 

A variety of soul food in a aluminum pan such as cornbread, greens, chuck roast with carrots, sweet potatoes, and mac & cheese!
I am craving a big back bowl!

Greedy Heffa.
big back bowl by Stephaniie W. December 10, 2023

hot dog ramen bowl 

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.
Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowl” last night.
hot dog ramen bowl by Meater1234 December 31, 2023

Washington Chili Bowl 

Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.
He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.

Texas Chili Bowl 

A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.
Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.
Texas Chili Bowl by rockybfdi March 9, 2024