The Brick Meatheads

A collection of names, drawings, and more of the greatest high school football teams to ever grace the world. Names include Coal Wideman, Rogan McClyde, Dick Thingus, Punt Cuntly and John Football.

"I just created a new name for The Brick Meatheads. We're calling it Slandrew Fermentacius."

by Gunthrix Melatoning February 1, 2026

Smego Brick

A Smego Brick forms when you don't wash your cock for a long period of time. This causes smegma to develop. Over time this smegma consolidates under your foreskin and around the tip until it hardens. Then the Smego Brick is formed as it hardens so much that its like a brick.

Hey man, I heard that your growing your Smego Brick, how is that going?

by Flaming February 15, 2026

Icky bicky

A term used to describe something unpredictable, unstable, or constantly changing, especially in reference to the weather. When the forecast can’t make up its mind, or the sky switches from sunshine to showers in minutes, it’s totally icky bicky.

Careful! The weather is a bit icky bicky today.

We planned a picnic, but the forecast is looking a bit icky bicky, so we might need a backup plan.

by ivanyvuelven February 11, 2025

Lego Brick

The one who you should have voted for to host BFDIA 20.

Person 1: Did you vote for Lego Brick?
Person 2: No, I voted for Leafy.
Person 1: Jump him.
Person 3: ok
Person 3: *jumps person 2*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 2: *dies*
Person 1: yay!
Person 3: we did it!

by Siller Putty May 13, 2025

Wicked Brick

A particularly powerful ejaculation after a long hiatus from sexual activity

After I got home from my 2-week work trip, I threw a wicked brick when my girlfriend came over and blew me…

by Wtap June 25, 2025

Mad Red Brick

When it's 'Mad Red Brick' outside people are referring to a lot of building work in the vicinity. Red brick dust in the air will make things Mad Red Brick. You'll have to go out with a mask on or you'll be coughing Mad Red Brick.

Geez Dweeble - it's mad red brick out today - I could have built a house with my boogers.

by VunderFull January 7, 2014

hit in the brick

To be hit is the groin

There was a fightand he was hit in the brick

by eggs0ncats January 30, 2015