angry goldfish

Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work

That freak gave me an angry goldfish! She salty as fuck!

by Pauljamal May 7, 2018

Angry Squidward

When you're performing oral sex on a male- and you bite down on the shaft, punch the recipient in the testicles, and insert a clarinet into their anus

"my date with Joanie ended in disaster. I thought everything was going great until we went back to my place and she gave me the Angry Squidward. I had to go to the hospital to get the clarinet removed"

by Clit commander. December 12, 2024

National make Bella angry day

On this very day, make every person named Bella fill with rage. Say every little thing that you think of that would make them mad. Do it for Jesus.

We should definitely make Bella angry today.
Say something that makes her mad.

National make Bella angry day- a day where we piss off everything Bella there is.

by Shlemi February 16, 2022

angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.

I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.

by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024

Angry McKean

Bend over your lass, call another girls name then pull out, let her turn round get smacked in the face and then retaliate by throwing rubbish at her - this is the angry McKean

Hoose did the angry McKean on Harriet

by Radical pingu July 8, 2021

Angry Wank

Creating your self a brand new fore skin (especially if challenged to a Surprise Space Docking challenge) by wanking really, really fast and hard..... warming up the skin and extending it way beyond the tip hopefull so far it can be placed as a cover over the tip of your opponents penis.

This one time on the Hay Plain I took an angry wank whilst staring at a cupboard. Through the window a horse was looking me right in the eye. He knew.

by Lorraine Haul May 23, 2023

angry kenyans

Angry kenyans is a group founded on the games platform known as ROBLOX. It started out as an inside joke as two friends were playing the famous ROBLOX game known as Apocalypse Rising.

Friend 1; Shit, players headed north!
Friend 2; Why are they going so fucking fast? They must be angry kenyans!

by SlouseRBX March 4, 2017