National throw short people day

National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February

John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!

by Lamonte james January 6, 2024

Short Shack

The shortest man on earth, also known as Aarnav Sharma. He is approximately 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanometres in height. He is very hard to spot, but you always know when he is nearby due to the squeaky sound of his voice

Oh my goodness, I can almost see short shack

by Dadinky September 11, 2025

Short king

Short king is the definition of zac rudd, a below average in height male who goes around acting like he’s tall but he’s not.

Bro who’s that short king?
What short king? That’s zac rudd bro the only short king around.

by Short King syndrome May 18, 2022

short

being short is getting patted on the head whenever someone passes you and getting remined that your short 30 times a day

"your short"

by CharmsBunny March 20, 2022

National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.

"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."

by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022

Short Stack

Short-stack is a word tall people can use as a nickname for their short bestie. Short-Stacks are always loving and kind and can often take a joke. If this describes your short bestie then they are officially a short stack.

Tall Person: Hey Short Stack
Short Person: what does that mean

Tall person: it means your short but I still love you

by Cactus Kid October 8, 2020

Short

Sereeena

Someone: aye can you tell me what short is
Someone: sereena

by NotDoc March 5, 2022