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Gamers

Creatures that scream a lot and haven’t touched grass in 10 years. They're mostly found in dark rooms staring at a bright, glowing box. It is rare to spot one in an area other than it’s natural habitat, but you can recognize one by their hunched, shrimp-like back. Gamers are mostly harmless creatures, but can be very loud in hostile situations. If you come in counter with one you should follow the “if I don’t mess with it, it won’t mess with me” rule. They will however try their very best not to come in contact with you. They are somehow, not endangered species despite their failures to find a mate. When males come in contact with a female of their species they often are surprised to find one. So surprised that they can’t comprehend it and end up running away. Gamers are also the loudest organisms to ever exist. Your ears may or not bleed if they here the screams.
Person 1: You’re a gamer
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: go touch grass.
Person 3: hey! Gamers are cool people!
by ej_likes_cats May 4, 2022
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Gamer

The resistance against the abominations we call furries. If you see a local man from Florida not dressed as a furry with a ak-47 at a furry convention,do him a favour and give him some ammo for his journey.

A person who has a addiction to games and/or gamesregularly.
The gamer sneaked up behind the furry to silently assassinate the abomination.
by DoomSlayerUrbanDictionary7 March 22, 2020
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Gamer's Withdrawl

1: Losing/breaking your device used to game and you begin to feel uncomfortable.

2: When you just want to do inappropriate things to things because you're so bored/annoyed/freaked out because of you not being able to game.

3: When you cry for weeks until you stoop low enough to try and play LoL on your iphone/tablet.

4: When you get depressed over not being able to play video games, so you eventually end up talking to people you don't really like on social media and googling pictures of games you already have, or wish you could have, but can't play for whatever reason.
"Bruh, I'm seriously suffering from gamer's withdrawl. I can't play anything because my xbox has the red ring of death."
by AislingStarr October 31, 2015
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girl gamer

by Fween April 12, 2024
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Gamer Genna

A persona that is inflicted on a person when they are raging play video games to an extent
Gamer Genna is back.”
by Goofysussybaka101 July 16, 2021
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Guacamole Gamer Farts 3000

A gsups brand of drink created by the youtuber RussianBadger
Hey have you tried my guacamole gamer farts 3000?
by GSUPS ADS April 26, 2022
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fortnite gamer

A person who is addicted to the fortnite like they are crack. They do not know what grass or a girl is. You can often catch them wearing a fortnite backpack. There habitats are in there darkened bedrooms "cranking 90s."
Yo dude do you know Kyle HES SUCH A FORTNITE GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!
by Alotto Dix October 17, 2022
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