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Child

What your perants regret
mother: I WISH THIS CHILD NEVER CAME OUT MY ASS
by Racist white guy November 14, 2021
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High medium child

A child who grew up in a medium to high income household, specifically in 2016-2017. They are not rich, nor poor, and all the people like them!
“I lived as a high medium child
by (+w+) February 8, 2024
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mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.
I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.
by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022
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Child

A little fuck of nature who poops themselves.
by ladog November 29, 2018
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My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.
Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”
by mezz_.o June 14, 2025
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factory child

A child/kid who from a young age starts exercising a sport. The choice to start this sport is not coming from the adolescent but from the parents. The sport is not exercised as a hobby, but instead the child is treated as an investment. It gets trained until it reaches a high level (close to professional, but because of physical limitations not entirely). The kid is crowned a prodigy and hailed at by the masses. Although the child is now famous within the sport community and frequently wins competitions;

1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport

The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.

People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.
Jeff: Wow did you see that new skating prodigy from Japan? He's so talented!

Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.

Jeff: Damn
by problygonebytomorrow November 14, 2022
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ocean child

Someone who loves and spends he’s/her time at the beach and near the ocean
I’m such an ocean child !
by anonymous June 22, 2022
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