a man named tom pearl shits into a wine glass and mixes it up with a spoon and finally drinks it with no problem
NtNO and Prince: I want a Tom Pearl Smoothie!
Tom Pearl: *turns on camera* Hi my name is Tom Pearl and i’m gonna make a smoothie for ya!
Tom Pearl: *turns on camera* Hi my name is Tom Pearl and i’m gonna make a smoothie for ya!
by cocksuckingcowboy69 March 3, 2022
Get the Tom Pearl Smoothiemug. Look at that trailer park Peckerwood talking ghetto and dancing off time! Typical Reverse Uncle Tom.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 7, 2019
Get the Reverse Uncle Tommug. by Owl luvr 69 August 25, 2017
Get the Tom Pettying a blademug. When a guy gets so excited that he barely gets her shirt off before and blows his load, usually acompanied by the excuse "meh, it's been a while".
Typically happens to virgins, engineers, dush-bags in suits, any guy aged 14-19, this guy named Dan that I met at my friends birthday party last month, and dudes with large commic book collections.
Typically happens to virgins, engineers, dush-bags in suits, any guy aged 14-19, this guy named Dan that I met at my friends birthday party last month, and dudes with large commic book collections.
Last night was horrible. He started feeling me up and this wet spot formed in his pants and he ran for the bathroom. He was such a ten-second-tom.
by Janie_May October 30, 2006
Get the ten-second-tommug. 1. When someone sympathizes with the aggressor in a conflict because that party is getting hurt more, disregarding that they (the "Tom") have actually started the fight by attacking the "Jerry" and therefore deserve what they get.
2. Imposing unreasonably high moral standards on someone defending themselves from a violent attack, often as an excuse to support the attacker.
2. Imposing unreasonably high moral standards on someone defending themselves from a violent attack, often as an excuse to support the attacker.
"Man, I know Carlos was about to beat him up, but that little kid really shouldn't have broken Carlos' nose."
"Dude, Tom and Jerry Effect."
"I guess you're right."
"Damnit, why can't the Israelis just go home to Europe?"
"They've got a right to be there."
"Well then why do they have to kill so many innocent Arabs with such overwhelming force?"
"Because the Arabs attacked them first. Israel is the Jerry and Palestine is the Tom. Get over it."
"Nuh-uh."
"Dude, Tom and Jerry Effect."
"I guess you're right."
"Damnit, why can't the Israelis just go home to Europe?"
"They've got a right to be there."
"Well then why do they have to kill so many innocent Arabs with such overwhelming force?"
"Because the Arabs attacked them first. Israel is the Jerry and Palestine is the Tom. Get over it."
"Nuh-uh."
by Eli Gottlieb June 27, 2008
Get the Tom And Jerry Effectmug. I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.
I made a tom and jerry in the dollar store and blamed it on my grandma.
I was sitting on the porch and my fart sounded like a motorcycle and then a mouse...so i named it Tom and Jerry.
I made a tom and jerry in the dollar store and blamed it on my grandma.
I was sitting on the porch and my fart sounded like a motorcycle and then a mouse...so i named it Tom and Jerry.
by TERDNUGENT December 24, 2010
Get the Tom and Jerrymug. Madison Mccann. She goes by Madi for short. She loves her husband Tom and thinks he’s litterally the hottest person ever. She loves all his movies, or marvel movies in general and knows everything about them. Don’t you wish you were Madi Mccann, Tom Holland’s Wife?
by edenmae February 28, 2019
Get the Tom Holland’s Wifemug.