canadian timmy

Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.

"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "

"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"

by TrippyD23 July 21, 2022

Canadian Ballcuzzi

When a male or something with nuts submerges their testicles into a cup of warm Maple Syrup while their partner blows profusely through a straw that has been inserted into the cup creating a jacuzzi affect. For added pleasure the penis is wildly jerked with a hockey glove covered in Maple Syrup by the blowers free hand until ejaculation.

I tried to convince Nancy to give me a BJ last night during the Maple Leafs game, but I had to settle for the good old Canadian Ballcuzzi instead.

by Artie J Saves December 4, 2025

Canadian breath mint

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.

Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.

by Chunk762 September 22, 2023

Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.

My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.

by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024

canadian gator

When you ejaculate in her mouth so much she has to unhinge her jaw.

"Dude I just gave Alyssa a Canadian Gator."

by Mikey Droppelman October 1, 2017

Canadian Mugging

When you put someone at gunpoint and force them to take your own money.

"Did you hear about Jerry being involved in a Canadian Mugging? He just got like 200 dollars for free!"

by toocnan December 7, 2023

Canadian Double Standard

A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.

I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!

by Dizzy Pink June 5, 2015