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Russian raccoon

Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.
Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.
by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018
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Russian Nipples

A mixture of sperm and breast milk smeared on a woman's chest during sex.
Jane got so horny last night, I overheard her telling Ben to give her some Russian Nipples. I thought it was a drink but I was soo wrong.
by _SirHumble January 5, 2023
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russian proposal

A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
by sukkon September 29, 2022
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Russian

Vodka drinking, Man shooting, Putan loving, having a great national anthem, Meme having whites that love nuking countries
Me: Hey what culture are you

Friend: *pulls out vodka and starts chugging* Russian, but I see if you can't see that
by Wet-cookie#26 November 11, 2021
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Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"
by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023
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The Russian Wipe

(v) the act of sticking a wine bottle up ones anus and applying pressure to the neck of said bottle and accepting the shards in your intestines.
The party ended in all the frat boys performing the Russian wipe to impress their greek sisters.
by cupidsvixen November 16, 2019
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Russian Orgy

When you have unprotected sex with a group and after nine months find out who the dad is…
What did you do last Friday? We took it up a notch and had a Russian Orgy.
by BlueBottleHolding December 3, 2021
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