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Medusa-ring

The male lies on his back and lifts his legs into the air as to put his body weight onto his upper back, neck and head. Then while erect, he pushes the penis forward between his legs and the partner then sits on his cock, the partners legs will be adjacent with his back. After he cums, the partner pushes out the semen so it rolls down his stomach and into his mouth.
Ted loved it when his girl friend medusa'd him, she was a very big fan of medusa-ring, he really enjoyed the taste of his fresh cum and her ass.
by analman52 January 6, 2012
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Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen
Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.
by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018
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Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.
Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
by KingLucifer January 17, 2021
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Ring Reamer

Homosexual who will ream out another man's anal ring
Look at they way he walks, I bet he's been with a ring reamer
by Fred Ziffle99 June 4, 2011
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Freedom Rings

Not wearing underwear to allow balls to ring (Applicable to males only)
Charle's does Freedom Rings? (YES)
by Asshole@9000 November 16, 2022
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Septum Ring Theory

The Septum Ring Theory is the social observation and slang that finds a pattern between women who wear septum piercing and a certain set of personality traits like being chronically online and holding exaggerated leftist views.

It's frequently used as an insult in comments of sexist / misandrist women who try to disguise their hate as "wokeness" or social justice.

There's an alternative definition that was later created by people that felt called out by this slang that claims it's the theory that some men dislike women with septum piercing because you need to be over 18 to legally obtain it.
"This video literally proves the Septum Ring Theory😭🙏"
by Abisthunder November 21, 2025
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Ring toss

When u get drunk and toss onion rings on your fuck buddies' bonar.

Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)
Got so drunk at the hotel last night, we played a game of ring toss. Then she went bobbing for onion rings! "Goofy Bitch!"
by Loo dog March 7, 2017
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