to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.
"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"
or
"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
or
"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
by The Infamous One August 28, 2007
Get the geeked as fuckmug. A usually spontaneous sexual encounter between strangers with little or no personal information exchanged. The highest plateau of casual sex.
Walking into an elevator, locking eyes with a woman (or man) and without further ado proceedeing to engage in hot, passionate sex between the 5th and 45th floors. You finish, compose yourselves, and go your seperate ways, never to meet again.
by proud2deviate January 19, 2004
Get the zipless fuckmug. Mark: Look at that dude, he's been mackin' on the chick I've been tryin' to bang all night! He's such a Hawk Fuck!!
by ^V^V<><>abstart November 29, 2011
Get the Hawk Fuckmug. by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003
Get the Fuck-Knucklemug. Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010
Get the Lazy Fucknessmug. by Eckersley June 15, 2016
Get the Baton Fuckingmug. Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.
Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.
Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.
Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"
"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009
Get the Hanson-fuckmug.