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Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"
"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"
by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021
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Lobby Baby

Term used for the prostitute that a hotel concierge calls regularly and is typically waiting in the hotel lobby.
A: Concierge desk, how can I help you?

B: Yes, can you send the lobby baby to room 2134.

A: She or He?

B: She please and be quick about it.

A: Very good, Ma'm, your lobby baby is on the way now.
by zbunnyzero May 27, 2018
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baby zaddy

When the father of your child/children is a tall, handsome, confident type.
All them moms in the hood be after my baby zaddy
by Foster P July 21, 2021
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Residue Baby

A residue baby is an infant born to a mother that used narcotics up until the discovery of her pregnancy. The baby is not a full-blown crack baby, but a residue baby.
What is wrong with that baby? It seems to be slightly twitching abnormally.
It's a residue baby! The mother was high on crack until the day she found out she was pregnant.
by Angel of the Knight February 16, 2023
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Bobbing for Babies

When a chick performs vigorous oral sex on her male partner to completion and swallows the full load of baby gravy.
Rachel loves bobbing for babies. She’ll be well fed tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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Teleporting babies

these watch u in ur sleep and then when u think u saw something they teleport to ur wardrobe
teleporting babies are so epic it makes me cry
by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021
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baby luigi

by Wdggfggu March 31, 2020
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