Taco Smack

A woman fapping, equivalent to a man fapping. When a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers.

Guy 1: Yo, is she fapping?????
Guy 2: No, she's taco smacking.

by dusstedd December 27, 2011

Glossy taco

Did you come here from "spray holo glitter" video? No? Lol. Well you can put glossy taco on your nails and cure that shit for a minute. But if you wanna be a good person just put a holo taco under a glossy taco! Cristine would be proud!
Don't eat a holo taco! I know it looks good but its not for eating! Unless you wanna die. But at least you'll die happy!

No rainbow is rainbow with out holo tacooo! Now we are gonna seal it with nice thick coat of glossy taco cause we are gonna add nail vinyls next!

Yeees bishh!

by 2nd biggest holosexual August 21, 2018

[Taco Bell]

The Mexican food only for people who wants to destroy their enemies houses with wet shit.

15 years ago..
Bully: lol u suck Derk
Derk: I'll go to Taco Bell then go to ur house and shit all over your house
Bully:Okay loser
Derk goes to bully's house
Derk: Time 2 go to the bathroom
Derk goes to the bathroom and sits in the toilet
Derk: Nuclear poop in 3...2...1...!!!!
Derk shits all over the place

by reallynigga69 January 26, 2019

Zombie Taco

Eating a 3 hour old cream pie out of a girls vag

I had a delicious zombie taco last night!

by Cfftiuffff November 11, 2018

Glossy taco

Glossy/high shine nail topcoat

"My nails still had a rough texture so I had to add another glossy taco to smooth them out"

"Man, this new glossy taco dries super fast!"

by Cosmic_queen August 14, 2017

Burning Taco

When you eat flaming hot cheetos and finger a girl

Did you hear Zach gave that girl a burning taco and she couldn’t walk for a day

by arya conners May 7, 2022

taco molester

A straight (non-gay) man or boy, or one who has sex with women. Derogatory.

What if your boy was a taco molester? Would you still talk to him?

by ezx July 29, 2008