Middle Eastern Gun Training

There are four steps

Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum

Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side

Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels

Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time

Go watch Middle Eastern Gun Training

by ImmaNut January 24, 2017

Queef gun

Air rapidly coming out of a woman’s vagina, loudly making fun shot noises

Omg did you here the queef gun go off

by Sillygirlhehe0720 December 7, 2022

Gunning

When you masturbate with a firearm and when you cum shoot yourself.

Dude today was such a shitty day i'm gonna go home and do some gunning;)

by bigtittygothbitch May 21, 2018

trump guns

A trump gun is a weaponlike symbol of the North American people that stands as an inalienable right to self-defense, preparation, not planning of an incoming attack, what I believe to be an executive order as it's got his face on it, to the marines to buy a m1911 and prepare, not plan, for incoming.

A warning about covid-19 from the president not to engage but to prepare.

A discreet warning that your right to defend yourself was at threat.

Give me your trump guns-liberal
come take them-conservative-conservative

come take them-issf
everyone please just calm down-elected official

by Cody5050 December 28, 2020

sharky guns

someone with a high cocaine tolerance, bank full of money, big dick and will kick everyone's ass

I’m sharky guns and I’m heat to kick ass

by Rich fitz February 22, 2018

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

drill gun

An idiots misnomer for a power tool commonly known as an electric drill.

Come help me build room.
I'm retarded and can't use a drill gun.

by pulpreb October 16, 2020