Jacob

Pansexual liking of all people regardless of gender or identification- falling in love with personality

“Did you here about that new kid jacob?”
“Yeah apparently he’s a pansexual”

by Jùłïæñ April 3, 2020

Jacob

A cum soaked hoe who looks like Bobby Shurda

Did you see how much cum was on Jacob!!

by #1 PM Player in SA February 3, 2022

Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.

Jacob is a midget

by bryncas November 21, 2021

Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.

"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."

by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022

Jacob

The baddest white nigg- to ever rome the earth. He will take the baddest hoes right in front of you. Watch out for a jacob

Uh oh, there's jacob, better hide my girl dawg

by Jacummm May 26, 2023

Jacob

A hot ass guy who will always make you blush and look like Bob the tomato. He's sweet and funny as hell but very dirty minded and makes a lot of dark jokes. He may seem dorky but he's a total freak in the sheets. He's a total chad and even though he thinks he's mid, he's literally the finest man you'll ever meet.

Woah did you see Jacob in those grey sweatpants? He sure ruffles my feathers and makes my loins loin!!!

by blanketsheetsdick December 12, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is an amazing person and everybody loves him. All the girls like him but are scared to talk to him in fear of him turning her down.

Girl 1: Oh look its jacob!
Girl 2: go talk to him!
Girl 1: NO, he might turn me down and look at how hot he is! I could never be with him.

by chupoppy.com October 27, 2021