Scott

Arsenal fan, although has a picture on his wall of Steven Gerrard eating a pot noodle. Watches antiques roadshow with his mum. Eats crumpets in 3 bites.
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"

Omg did Scott just eat vasaline

Don't worry his insides are squishy

by TerryLovesYogurt August 6, 2019

scottlovania

best song on soundcloud

friend1: what's the hip song right now?
friend2: scottlovania, thought you knew about it already.

by Drunken Pirate August 18, 2019

Scott

The nigga is gay asf like he got braces my nigga he fucking loves white girls name lilit like nigga

Scott:hay baby lilit
Lilit: fuck you im a 6 year old nigga
Scott:well I love you

by Logan Paul gay August 18, 2019

Scott

The most handsome and the most fun guy you will ever meet wants to make everyone happy

Peep #1 I and my friends are going to a party today after school.
Peep#2 can I bring Scott To the party if so I will go
Peep #1 sure y, not you guys are still together right

Peep#2 yep y
Peep#1 no region

by Scott Slaybaugh September 19, 2019

Scott Laughing

A laugh so serious the people around you calling 911 won't know if you passed out froma heart attack, stroke or asphyxiation.

I can't breath because I'm Scott laughing.

by baron pilot October 3, 2019

Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 5, 2019

Scott(y)

(Scott-e)
A man who owns a part of a pool business and for that reason we think he is rich

Example: Hey Scott(y) give me money

by Lowkeyed007 October 16, 2019