Miff stick

A rolled marijuana cigarette.

- I can't believe that teacher was arrested for smoking.
= didn't you hear, it was a miff stick.
- I always suspected it!

by Inkydinktwink May 25, 2010

DooDoo Stick

A stick that has dog shit on it.

DooDoo Stick:

Ray Ray picked up a stick, stuck it in a pile of dog shit and chased the neighborhood fat kid. Ray Ray is in Special Education classes.

by BigMe777 October 13, 2017

Asda stick

A device carried by many people who shop at Asda. Intended to indicate some form of disability which may or may not actually be present. Commonly used by benefits claimants to bolster their claims.

Why aren't any of those people with walking sticks limping Mummy ? Those are just wasters with Asda sticks son.

by Ophiucus October 3, 2020

Fuck Stick

D. Trump. Or anyone else that makes asinine claims like a scarf is better than an N95 mask because the fabric is thicker and can block more germs.

Just listen to the shit that falls out of that Fuck Sticks mouth.

Is that Fuck Stick talking again?

I can't believe everyone thought voting for that Fuck Stick would be good for America.

by MercanNeighbor April 5, 2020

ubi stick

A baseball bat used for bearing people up.

I will get to you with my ubi stick! You won’t survive once I’ve finished with whooping yo ass!

by Mesafromgoodlongtime May 23, 2023

scoot stick

Something to move the mound when your port-o-potty is too full.

I think somebody is trying to hand me the wrong end of the scoot stick.

by arch delux April 4, 2011

smack stick

someone who is so stupid, they have the brain power of a stick

Dale is a total smack stick, he can't think his way out of a shoe box.....

by Pagoda King July 21, 2017