The Maple-Leaf State

Canada

The only people that live in the Maple-Leaf state are lumberjacks and hockey players.

by Atomsk182 May 6, 2012

Jake from State Farm

That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis

Me: who are you calling at 3:00am

Friend: Jake from State Farm

Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis

by XxjustinxX187 October 16, 2018

Noosa district state high

Literally the worst school on the face of the fucking EARTH

And it somehow always smells like fucking burnt toast or GRAVY!!!

Guy: o shit my schools trash
Guy 2: well at least you don’t go to Noosa district state high

by You will never see August 5, 2019

Fly-over state

Pertaining to the United States, specifically states that are unremarkable, undesirable places to live, be it because of its distant proximity to the coastal regions of the country, its lack of entertainment/geographical landmarks, or general lack of culture and diversity. People who travel within the states will “fly over” these states to get to their vacation destinations, hence the name.

“Hey bro, want to make a stopover in Missouri on our way to California? My cousin lives there.”
“Hard pass dude, you wouldn’t catch me dead in that fly-over state”

by DBS17 September 9, 2022

keene state college

a town with a college problem. stuck in the middle of the white mountains, not much to do except drink and walk in the snow. town has a thing for pumpkins.

oh you go to Keene State College? What was the University of Phoenix filled up?

by The RUX! November 18, 2013

United States of America

The dark knight of the world.

Despite the fact that the United States of America has aided numerous countries, remained consistently stable in its political and social order, established peace and order throughout much of the world, and promoted the most sensible and fair form of government, it is constantly criticized as a bully superpower by countries jealous of its economic and military might.

by Tim_thethinker April 1, 2009

purple state

A state of intense and prolonged sexual arousal brought about by fantasies of violating the spouses of political candidates of both parties.

Garvin was in a purple state from his desire to give the First Lady a Dirty Sanchez.

by Wayang Doll November 7, 2006