chinese egg roll

The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of Chinese (or any Asian food, preferably of the woman's ethnic origin) food balanced precariously upon her head.this shows control and good tequnique on the side of the woman proving smooth delivery of the act.

Jake: Dude i heard that Alex got a Chinese egg roll at Bee's buffet the other day.

Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.

Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.

Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!

chinese egg roll by sexual dievient. April 21, 2009

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tortilla roll

The act of covering yourself with hot sauce ( mainly tabasco) naked and jumping on to your women rapping your arms and legs around her and then having sex with her.

The other day i was bored so i jumped on to my mom off the stairs and gave her a nice tortilla roll. She told me to get off. I got my bedtime changed to 7:30pm instead of 8:00pm. Then my parents got a divorce. I am sad.

tortilla roll by Darrin Blakface March 26, 2008

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Dirty roll up

getting little bits of tobacco from the butts on the ground and rolling your own cig with a paper n the tobacco

We were strapped for cash so we pulled out some papers n made some dirty roll ups.

Dirty roll up by thegreenmen November 23, 2009

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tiger roll

an unusually small erection; unusually small male genitalia; widely used by high schoolers to discriminate against Asian penises throughout East Bay Area in California.

His pants fell and everyone was laughing at his tiger roll!

tiger roll by ItstheBreh May 27, 2010

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X-roll vision

1) to have the ability to tell if a girl is fat even if she is wearing baggy clothing.

2) estimating the amount of rolls a girl has even thought she has conservative clothing. (ie. sweatshirt, sweatpants)

Guy 1: Hey check out that chick over there man! She is kinda cute!

Guy 2: No man she's a fatty. I have my X-roll vision active.

X-roll vision by Trent1080 March 27, 2012

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The Great Rock'N'Roll Swindle

One of the best Sex Pistols albums, also made into a movie.

Its the only album that has "My Way" by Sid Vicious clearly recorded.

The Great Rock'N'Roll Swindle by Holly the smartass January 22, 2005

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