Midwest meat heist ring

A circle jerk.

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...

by jint3i November 5, 2022

Anti Flirt Ring

Not a promise or engagement ring cause he’s not ready or willing to commit. Also it’s fake haha

Michael gave me an anti flirt ring instead of a promise or engagement me.

by Beautifully taken November 7, 2022

Freedom Rings

Not wearing underwear to allow balls to ring (Applicable to males only)

Charle's does Freedom Rings? (YES)

by Asshole@9000 November 16, 2022

Freedom Ring

Not wearing undergarments (Applicable to males only)

Charle's does freedom ring?

by Asshole@9000 November 16, 2022

Chatter ring

This is a new zealand toy that was most popular in 1990, it is a metal ring the size of a basket ball with 5 bolts on it which you spin. the challange is to get to bolts to spin while rotating the ring and spin it fast enough so you can catch the bolts. it makes a humming sound which pisses off parents but it's good fun.

Bro have you tryed playing with tama's chatter ring, it's so hard

by Knightress November 26, 2022

Panini Ring

A cock ring made of Panini bread, specifically used during gay Italian sex, or just gay sex between men that wanna spice things up in the bedroom.

I ate the Panini Ring off my boyfriend's chode last night, it was the raunchiest sex we've ever had.

by The One True Material Gworl April 24, 2022

W-ring

Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth

Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!

by Katostrophic April 30, 2022