1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba September 02, 2017
by Road runner expertise December 14, 2016
"Man you are totaly building escape road, need a hand?" - in real life, towards some really tired man.
"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone
"Ha, dude, nice escape road u are building here, how many times u died under water to construct that?" - in game, when u see another player building sth in dangerous zone
by Baadco June 06, 2014
garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?
tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011
A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
Im going to bowen your road
by captain bowen of raods March 28, 2014