Nigger-rich pirate

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???
Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD

Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though
by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023
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Animal Pirate

Someone who is willing to have intercourse with an animal or is simply attracted towards animals
Josh: Dude, did you hear about john?
Bill: Yeah I did. I hear he fucked a cow. What an animal pirate.
by PoopieMcPooperTon February 06, 2020
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Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!
by YaBoyAD August 06, 2021
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Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!
by YaBoyAD August 06, 2021
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condom pirate

Luffy is a rubber nigga. Other niggas use his stretchy ass body ass a condom when they want to fuck gyal.
No niggas using this in a sentence

Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.
by Kai + Jin = retarded nigga February 28, 2023
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pirate door

when y about to smash yo girl in the ass and she won't let it in
my girl made a pirate door om me
by JULEMAND666 January 23, 2018
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Snatch Pirate

To steal and have sex with another's girlfriend.
Guy One: Hey dude, where is Cindy?

Guy Two: She left me for Jack, he's such a snatch pirate.
by Pirata April 27, 2018
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