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Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.
Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!
by Odin1918 July 13, 2010
mugGet the Phone wankingmug.

call off my phone

To leave some one alone. To forget the person. Not blow up someone’s phone with calls, notifications, messages, etcetera miss me
Guy: call off my phone girl.

Girl: why?
Guy: cause I’m done with you
by Nncmjo January 21, 2018
mugGet the call off my phonemug.

phone tek

Phonetek: meaning is similar to "word rember the days when people talked on the phone when making plans" or it could mean "yo what you saying i didnt feel like calling you on the phone to find out"
Me: yo phone tek homey
You: nothin jus chillin
by listedsandman January 2, 2010
mugGet the phone tekmug.

Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur
Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens
by anonymous January 2, 2023
mugGet the Hydrophilic phonemug.

Phone loop

When u do mdma alone and end up with no battery on ur phone so u plug it in and switch it on to call someone or listen to music. U get confused between the start up screen and shutdown screen and end up switching the phone off when its turning on and switching the phone off when its turning on running out the battery and wasting ur roll looking at ur phone getting pissed off. This is the creator if mdma's way of punishing people for constantly using their phone on mdma and/or take too much so they get confused.
I heard you did a pill on your own the other night, how was it? You weren't answering your phone.

It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.
by AcidTest2003 October 19, 2019
mugGet the Phone loopmug.

Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.
An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.
by Q-Swagg January 15, 2013
mugGet the Cell phone bombingmug.

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