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Up in the works

by Murphykidddd May 26, 2022
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Not Working

Not doing anything ever
Logan is not working
by JHippo June 3, 2022
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Play-Work

The act of telling someone you are going to "work on your computer", and instead decide to do "play-work", whatever the fuck that entails.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to do "work-work" or "play-work"?
Person 2: "Uhm I think I'm going to do "work-work" today *whatever the fuck play-work means*.
by thatlowcar December 6, 2021
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Work Place Bitch

The insufferable, horrid and annoying type of coworker that some people inevitably encounter at work. They're usually kiss asses to the management wich they think gives them a free pass to act like one with their coworkers. They're also the coworker that chooses to do more work than everyone else (regardless if people are slacking off or not), take on more responsibility than they can handle, deliberately burn themselves out and constantly complain about doing most of the work. Deep down at their core they want attention, they're credibly insecure and are most likely butt ugly individuals that almost no one wants to fuck.
Person#1. Don't make me do all of the work!

Person#2. No one is making you do all if the work. You're choosing to do all of the work and take on more that what you can handle. Stop being a Work Place Bitch and get a life!
by Flower347joy December 6, 2021
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Government Work

A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.

This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.
Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.

Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.
by oron61 April 6, 2022
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Wojo works

A cool dude pretty chill, funny, you want a wojo works in your life
Bruh! I can’t wait to see wojo works today he’s gonna show me his new skateboard!
by Greenapples135 April 14, 2022
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give her that work

giving a consenting woman a ginormous penis that you worked hard for
by plungerpete12 April 20, 2022
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