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russian sneeze

Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance
after all that fingering I'll have to do a Russian sneeze when I get home.
by What's the Internet May 26, 2017
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russian clothesline

When someone takes a clothesline, sticks it in their mate's abdomen and through their back and then like the russian roulette, spins them around the clothesline (like the chamber of a revolver) and then when he stops spinning, hope his projectile vomit doesn't hit Russia on the world map on the other side of the room.
I gave mahboi a Russian Clothesline last night, he died afterwards but it was worth because it was the most fun I've ever had

dont tell the cops plz
by Electrum55 November 8, 2018
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Russian Pepsi

A carbonated liquid juice squirted from the anus of a fat woman that is released after she has sexual intercourse in the ass then in the vagina whilst on her period. Bottoms up.
Sarah: oh Mark, I'm on my period tonight

Mark: let me fuck you in the ass then fuck you in the pussy with my shit covered dick then I want you to squirt it over me like a Russian pepsi.
by MMJK November 7, 2019
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Russian beetroot

imma give my boy a Russian beetroot tonight
by anonymouspotato911 November 10, 2020
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Brown Russian

When a bottle of vodka is placed in a female’s anus while she sleeps. As she awakes the male partner is ready for the vodka to squirt into his mouth.
Josh came home wet in the face because he got a well deserved brown Russian the night before. His face smelled of what I can only describe as Russian shit.
by Nippleknockers August 6, 2021
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Talking like a Russian

Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.
"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.
by Cynical non-American March 31, 2022
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I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.
Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE
by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023
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