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Michael Jordan

Hyped up sports star used to sell shoes to the duped masses.

Statistically a great player, won 6 rings (albeit it was in the weak 90's where expansion teams watered down the talent, where was Jordan's rings when Magic, Bird and the Pistons ruled the NBA in the 80's? Nowhere.) He always failed without Pippen, the Bulls were 182-228 in season when Pippen didn't play but Jordan did.

The year after Jordan left the Bulls, they won 2 less games. 2 LESS GAMES! That is how valuable Jordan was, Pippen was the clog that won games, Jordan was just there to sell jerseys and get on sports center.

God in a Pair of Nikes? That's what ESPN has brainwashed you kids?
Bill Russell: 11 rings
Michael Jordan: 6 rings

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 6 MVPs
Michael Jordan : 5 MVPs

Jordan had 5 losing seasons in 5 years without Pippen, and was 1-9 all-time in the playoffs with 2 sweeps and 0 first round exits. The GOAT? Not even CLOSE!
by Jajad May 17, 2008
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Michael Phelps

America's greatest role model gone bad. Promotes the smokage of weed to all.
Wanna go practice for the next Olympic games? Nah man Michael Phelps won by somking da refer.
by Hiyousuck February 2, 2009
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Michael Phelps

Aquaman's brother. He had the privilege of participating in the Games of the XXIX Olympiad, where he dominated in swimming.
"Hey, do you know who Michael Phelps is?"

"Yeah."
by .bp. October 14, 2008
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anal michael

A person who likes anal, anal raping, anything rectal. the person often has disturbing amounts of anal rituals.
The term can be used in insulting, either as 'anal', 'michael' or 'anal michael'. A useful comeback in arguments.
'Anal rachel' is a similar term but hasnt as much effect as anal rachel isnt anal. anal michael is however..
person1: At least i'm not anal!
person2: at least im not michael!
p1:yeah well...at least im not rachel!
p2: shup..ANAL MICHAEL!
p1: at least im not russian!
p2: wtf?! you cant say that! .. anal ..

and so on..
by tchuhanal August 15, 2006
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Michael Castro

(n.) One who resembles Nicolas Cage. Is known for his tomfoolery. It takes some time to figure out his true character. Once you have passed the superficial layer of who Mike Castro is, you find him to be sweet, caring, genuine, and most of all a prince.

He keeps at a distance, not entirely sure why, a strong hypotheses to why is his desire to remain unhurt.
Ey, Michael Castro! May I have a carousel hug?
by Almond093640 January 16, 2010
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Michael Arthur

The name of someone who usually is into exploring his sexuality with both genders.
Sometimes called M.A. for short.
Someone with this name thinks they are really cool, which they may or may not be.
They frequently divulge into literature.
Don't be like a Michael Arthur and lick that guy's nipple.
by BradfordForLife November 10, 2011
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Michael Bublé

A man who perfected the use of the testicle vice to produce some of the most outlandish and dull screeching every to stain the bowels of the human ear.
Would someone put a goddamn sock in that Michael Bublé ?
by Blitzkreep December 13, 2014
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