The moon

Just because it’s cheese, doesn’t mean you should eat it. It expired a long time ago.

Cause of death: ate the moon after expiration date.

by coveted seed September 14, 2022

moon rat

a slur for white people

get out of my face you fucking moon rat

by bloody money July 31, 2020

When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

Moon gooning

When you and the boys go out at night, take payote and goon in the moonlight.

Friend One. Hey boys wanna go out and moon goon tonight?
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.

by Crankinghogsallnight December 23, 2023

engagement moon

A post engagement travel celebration where the future groom takes his future bride on a great vacation right after the engagement!

We traveled to the French Riviera on our Engagement Moon and my future bride showed off the 10 table ring engagement everyone!

by Steelntime63 September 30, 2021

ninja moon

When the moon hides half its face like a ninja.

Jenna: Are you ready for the ninja moon tonight?
Niki: Yessssssss.

by ninj&ninj February 26, 2011

Moon

Earth's natural satellite that has great importance for us, also known as "Luna."
It has a tendency to look very beautiful on the nightsky, but you're probably too busy wasting your time with worthless worldly things that our lustful and stupid society says is nice to notice the beauty of the nightsky. I mean, this is probably the only kind of people that come here (there's few exceptions, like me).

Contrary to what the idiots of this site say, it has nothing to do with the buttocks or acts involving them.

Me: The Moon looks so beautiful tonight...

Jerk: I'm gonna get drunk and get some girls, see you later
(It hurts to have to type this).

Me: ... Life would be better if people like you didn't exist.

by Queen of Swords February 12, 2017