july 6th

The day in which you celebrate your 4th of july success with even more drinking.

Man the 4th of july was fun but it couldn't possibly compare to july 6th

by eliford July 6, 2025

7 July

The day Syd Barret died..(2006) fly high crazy diamond

My friend: why are you sad?
Me: today is 7 July the anniversary of Syd Barrett death..
My friend: oh.. can we sing shine on together?
Me: obviously..
Together: 🎶SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND🎶

by Light Keith July 8, 2025

July 8th

national prank your mother day, prank your mother and don’t go easy on her either.

it’s july 8th! i’m gonna prank my mom.

“hey mom i need to tell you something”
“what’s up?”
“im pregnant”
*brain explodes*

by alligatorsareawfullyweird July 8, 2025

Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025

July 10

National send cheeks to the bday boy day

July 10
Guy 1: Thanks for sending me cheeks
Girl 1: No problem!

by Jayshootyomomandclapurgranny July 10, 2025

July 11th

National message your failed talking stage day.

“Dude, it’s July 11th!!”
“So what?”
“It’s national message your failed talking stage day!! go message that girl you ghosted!!”

by stxrveil July 10, 2025

July 19

Give your girlfriend/wife a massive kiss on the cheek and treat her with something nice!!

“hey bro what day is today” “oh it’s July 19th!” “oh i need to kiss my girlfriend ASAP!!”

by Mimi2025 July 13, 2025